Assault weapons on TDS

"There's good news for anybody looking to kill lots of people quickly!"

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• "Why can't cops look at the reintroduction of assault weapons as a challenge; an opporunity to dodge faster bullets."


• "IRONY people!"


• "AK forty-schmeven"


• "If you have an assault weapon you don't need to make sense."


• "Really relaxing to squeeze off a few, Jon...oh yeah...I fired my gun too."

Featuring Senior Armament and Ordinance Analyst Stephen Colbert