ConNiPtioNs

• Local man attempts sex with horse

  
  
  OK...whatever turns you on. :-/ ...Central PA, where the men are men and the horses are scared. 8-O
  
  
  

• Fewer objects thrown by students at game

  
  
  "Throwing water bottles at the helpless people down front was half the fun of the football game" --- Brian Phillips (sophomore-computer engineering), The Collegian, Monday, Sept. 30, 2002

  
  

  The Penn State Alma Mater
  
  by Fred Lewis Pattee
  
  For the glory of old State,
  For her founder strong and great,
  For the future that we wait,
  Raise the song, raise the song.
  
  Sing our love and loyalty,
  Sing our hopes that, bright and free,
  Rest, O Mother dear, with thee,
  All with thee, all with thee.
  
  When we stood at childhood's gate,
  Shapeless in the hands of fate,
  Thou didst mold us, dear old State,
  Dear old State, dear old State.
  
  May no act of ours bring shame
  To one heart that loves thy name,
  May our lives but swell thy fame,
  Dear old State, dear old State.
  
  

  
  

  Hear the Alma Mater sung
  by the Penn State Glee Club